Ding-dong! Your life is being delivered!

Hey there, sexy. Lookin' good.

You're so young and slender and light.

You're easily turned on and you can go for hours and hours.

Wanna go someplace and be alone for a while? Maybe somewhere with complementary wireless networking and lattes?

Like I didn't know the answer already. *wink*

Why hello, blog world. I'm sitting at my diningroom table while dinner cooks. That would be salmon, long grain brown rice and steamed vegetables. I figure if I'm going to act like a snobby suburban with my fancy shmancy computer I might as well eat like one, too.

This opens a whole new world of possibilities for The Maven. I can now write articles througout the day. I can post to my blog. I can comment on other people's blogs. I can chat on MSN with more regularity. I can play World of Warcraft while watching Lost. No longer will I be trekking down to the depths of the basement to shackle myself up to my desk. Lapzilla will make my life more integrated, myself far less scarce to the online community, and the online community wishing my husband wasn't so thoughtful.


I would post more about my terribly exciting day which involved going to the dentist's for a cleaning, installing online gaming patches for four hours and taking Spawnling for an hour-long walk to work off the M&Ms I ate last night, but I need to get Lapzilla off the table before she gets covered in Omega-rich fish fillets. She deserves to be treated like a queen.


I'd like to thank Geekster for the amazing gift (he does occassionally read my blog so I need to say nice things about him).


Aren't you terribly excited that I'd be around more? Aren't you?


Where did you go? You must have run off to spread the good news.


Or cry, maybe.