Unlocking the secret

There was a woman on Oprah not too long ago who claims to have unlocked the secret language of babies. She says the cries of newborns normally change after about three months, at which point it becomes more difficult to assess their needs based on cries alone.

Well phooey to her. She's no expert, then. Because I, The Maven, know exactly what my baby is saying to me, as is proven in the following clip.

And I, The Maven, was really this bored on a Friday night.

You may now dispense with the pity.