*ahem*
1. When going out with a new baby, do not forget the diaper bag.
This is especially important when the going out will be more than an hour and your baby has a habit of defiling his clothing with righteous defecation.
2. If you have a habit of forgetting the diaper bag, do not - I repeat DO NOT - put your wallet in there.
This is especially important when you're going out with a friend for breakfast.
3. If you have a habit of putting your wallet inside the forgotten diaper bag, do not figure this out after you drive half way across the city with two children to pick up a friend who starts work in less than two hours, thus having no time to go home and get it.
Yeah. Where the hell are those teleporters they promised us by the year 2000?
4. If your friend offers to pay, she should probably make sure that the cheque she deposited in the bank machine on Friday has actually cleared.
5. Next time, she should probably check that out before we order, too.
6. You should probably not critisize said friend, since you were the one who forgot your diaper bag/wallet at home in the first place, dummy.
7. Non-fat Cinnamon Dolce lattes with whipped cream are actually quite good and the extra caloric intake can be easily justified by saying 'Hey, I'm breastfeeding, ok?'
However, I still prefer mine with soy. It's one of my few crunchy attributes, ok?
8. Preschoolers can go from I-hate-school to It's-not-so-bad-this-school-thing in a very short period of time.
When I took Gutsy to I-Hate-School this morning, he took off his outerwear, grabbed his schoolbag and, when asked if he would like me to walk him into class, he said 'No, I'll be fine, mom'. Then he hugged me and trotted off. He doesn't actually hate school, he just thinks he does when it's time to get ready. He always has a blast when he's there. I guess he's finally started to figure that part out. It only took until mid-January.
9. This is Spawnlings most favouritest thing ever.
10. If you watch that, the song will be permanently etched into your psyche. It's worse than banana phone when it comes to catchiness, which should only be viewed by children if you want to be paying for therapy in a few years instead of a prom dress.
11. You can be part of the Wedding Crashers trailer. Very fat babies look especially funny as Owen Wilson.
12. Male blogglings read my entries (!!), as seen by the comments to my last post.
13. If things don't work out between The Sister and Chemgineer, she has a half-decent fan club to draw from.
14. Just as your friend loans you a book you've been dying to read, your university course will be shipped to you, including 6 mandatory novels.
Well, I think I've learned a lot in the last couple of days. Now I must go make dinner while holding a three month old and reading a book of aboriginal short stories. I forget my wallet, but I can multitask like a mofo.
SAHMs represent! Werd.
1. When going out with a new baby, do not forget the diaper bag.
This is especially important when the going out will be more than an hour and your baby has a habit of defiling his clothing with righteous defecation.
2. If you have a habit of forgetting the diaper bag, do not - I repeat DO NOT - put your wallet in there.
This is especially important when you're going out with a friend for breakfast.
3. If you have a habit of putting your wallet inside the forgotten diaper bag, do not figure this out after you drive half way across the city with two children to pick up a friend who starts work in less than two hours, thus having no time to go home and get it.
Yeah. Where the hell are those teleporters they promised us by the year 2000?
4. If your friend offers to pay, she should probably make sure that the cheque she deposited in the bank machine on Friday has actually cleared.
5. Next time, she should probably check that out before we order, too.
6. You should probably not critisize said friend, since you were the one who forgot your diaper bag/wallet at home in the first place, dummy.
7. Non-fat Cinnamon Dolce lattes with whipped cream are actually quite good and the extra caloric intake can be easily justified by saying 'Hey, I'm breastfeeding, ok?'
However, I still prefer mine with soy. It's one of my few crunchy attributes, ok?
8. Preschoolers can go from I-hate-school to It's-not-so-bad-this-school-thing in a very short period of time.
When I took Gutsy to I-Hate-School this morning, he took off his outerwear, grabbed his schoolbag and, when asked if he would like me to walk him into class, he said 'No, I'll be fine, mom'. Then he hugged me and trotted off. He doesn't actually hate school, he just thinks he does when it's time to get ready. He always has a blast when he's there. I guess he's finally started to figure that part out. It only took until mid-January.
9. This is Spawnlings most favouritest thing ever.
10. If you watch that, the song will be permanently etched into your psyche. It's worse than banana phone when it comes to catchiness, which should only be viewed by children if you want to be paying for therapy in a few years instead of a prom dress.
11. You can be part of the Wedding Crashers trailer. Very fat babies look especially funny as Owen Wilson.
12. Male blogglings read my entries (!!), as seen by the comments to my last post.
13. If things don't work out between The Sister and Chemgineer, she has a half-decent fan club to draw from.
14. Just as your friend loans you a book you've been dying to read, your university course will be shipped to you, including 6 mandatory novels.
Well, I think I've learned a lot in the last couple of days. Now I must go make dinner while holding a three month old and reading a book of aboriginal short stories. I forget my wallet, but I can multitask like a mofo.
SAHMs represent! Werd.