Er... um...Yikes.
See this picture? I was snapping shots this morning and thought to myself 'wouldn't it be nice to get one of me kissing the baby? Aww, what memories!'
Instead, it looks like I'm sucking his brains out. That's some scary shiznit. There's no cuteness at all. In fact, any adorableness that might be on Spawnling's face now appears to be a dazed, my-brain-is-gone look. And I don't look like an adoring mother. I more resemble a cannibal on a bad hair day.
Nice photography, Maven.
However, I did take other, cute pictures. Want to see how fat my baby is? Check out this one. And this one. And this one here. My breastmilk rocks. Also, I'm probably the only one that thinks seeing this many pictures of a newborn is exciting.
Just to further annoy you, here's one of him sleeping and holding my hand. Also, I love this picture of Geekster and the two younger gremlins (I put that one on here just for you, Kate).
Oh, I'm sorry. Were you looking for actual post content? I wrote one last night, ok? Stop being so demanding and enjoy how cute my fat baby is.