It appears my dear Spawnling has taken a liking to large behinds.

He enjoys sizable fannies.

He has a new found appreciation for the pronounced tush. Observe this morning's footage:



I know Sir Mix-A-Lot's song is used in cartoons nowadays, like in Shrek and, as Spawnling mentioned, in Shark Tale. However, there's an important difference: They stop after the first verse because parents would likely not appreciate their young child hearing the rest of the words.

...And that's where big brothers happily come in to fill in the blanks by finding the song online and listening to it with impressionable younger brothers. Thanks, guys.

There's something rather unsettling - and yet damn funny - about hearing your three-year-old say the word 'sprung' -- and not be referring to seasonal changes. Just sayin'. So I had to get it on video, okay? I had to. I couldn't help myself.

Considering that Spawnling sings everywhere - and I mean everywhere - regardless of where we are or who's around, outings are going to be very interesting for a while. Move over Star Wars theme, because papa's got a brand new bag - or butt - to croon about.

We're going to be so popular the park this year, don't you think?

Here's what I want to know: What is the most embarrassing thing your child has ever said or done in public? As I enjoy hearing about other people's impending sense of social doom and not just sharing my own, I beg you to dish.