A kindergarten field trip, I've decided, can best be recreated by doing the following:

1. Take one box of angry cats.

2. Shake the box over and over (sorry PETA) to simulate a long, hot bus ride.

3. The box will now be full of angry, loud cats.

4. Place the box in the middle of a museum filled not only with many good hiding places but also hundreds of other cats milling about wearing the same or similar kitty fashion colours and fur styles and such.

5. Hand out lists of cats to watch to the volunteer parents shepherds.

6. Open the box and stand back. Way back.

7. Tell everyone to meet you back at the bus for 1:30 with their assigned felines.

8. Happy herding.

Holy tuna, Batman. Bed has never looked so welcoming.

After today, I am a freaking mothering goddess.