Well, you asked for it, lambs. Everyone wants to see my awesome parenting in action. I guess you all want to figure out where you go so, so wrong by comparing it to my excellence.

Try not to be too hard on yourselves. It's taken years to perfect my craft. Just remember that the journey to success is more important than the destination and all that rot.

So, without further ado, Gutsy and I proudly present The Tantrum To (Hopefully) End Them All: