I wrote it last night, so it's fresh. Right off the Lapzilla. I know you're dying to read it in all its awesomeness. I bitch about people in it. Aren't those the best posts?

However, we must interrupt our regular broadcasting to bring my good friends, Impossible Mom and Fall Out Girl, the following public service announcements.





Diabeetus. It's serious, yo. Walter Brimley says so.