Here's a preview of what's going in our Christmas cards this year:


Oh! Oops... No. That's not the right one. That's what the Wailings gave Geekster and I for Christmas. Isn't that sweet?

If you've seen the commercial, you'll get the joke. A guy gives his new girlfriend a box with a bottle of perfume called 'Genital Herpes' while the announcer explains how a previous relationship can give unwanted gifts to your new love.

STDs in general: not funny at all.
That particular commercial: freaking hilarious.

I told Mrs. Wailing that I wanted a bottle like that for Christmas. What The Maven wants, apparently The Maven gets. I laughed so hard I almost dropped the Spawnling. Those Wailings are just too much!

So anyway, here's what's going in the Christmas cards this year:



At the risk of sounding like I'm bragging (which, of course, I never do): they're pretty darn sweet when they want to be, eh? I'd even say they're downright cute.

It only took about 10 shots to get one where they were all smiling. I love my little gremlins.